petition for vampire weekend, the 1975, and fall out boy to do a song together called ‘even we don’t know what the fuck we’re saying’
fat isn’t an insult skinny isn’t a compliment they’re just words describing body types please drill that in your heads
tumblr girls be like ” i want a skinny boy with pale skin, i want him to have bruises, sleepy eyes and dirt under his nails . i want him to have a lazy eye and literally one strand of hair, his natural scent is french fry grease and cigarettes UNF!!!”
AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.
if you see me laughing while texting there’s a 99.9% chance i’m laughing at a text message i sent because i’m equal parts vain and hilarious